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Dear Sir/Madam, doh be dotish, or greedy

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February 1, 2014 by Fensic

YAHOO! MAIL admit dey just geh hack.

Dat mean chances are good eef yuh does use dem fuh yuh email, somebody just tief yuh userid, password an’ email address. Well not so much dat larse one, buh de fuss two. Dat is not good news, especially since if you is one yuh eh go see no flashin’ sign on yuh computer. Yuh first sign might be dat when yuh try yuh email password it eh wuk; whoever tief it done start dey mischief an’ change it. Only de Lord knows what dey go do after dat, buh none of it eh go be good fuh yuh.

So eef yuh drop dis right now an’ rush orf tuh change yuh YAHOO! MAIL password, dat go be ah damn good move.

People tryin’ tuh tief ting from udder people eh nuttin new, is just de ways gorn hi-tech.

It does be goin’ orn even when yuh sleepin’ so when yuh awake yuh have tuh be vigilant. Is ah pain in de baxide, buh what yuh go do, doh use yuh computer? It eh too late fuh dat?

It have tief who does try person by person, hopin’ fuh two ting: yuh greedy an’ dotish. Ah cyar help people who tink dey smarter dan dey is as dat is de wuss kind ah dotish.

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Ah get dis one long time now so it eh have nuttin’ tuh do wid Yahoo gettin’ hack. Somebody hopin’ ah plain dotish. Seein’ Yahoo supposed tuh make mih jump up one time an’ click on some link. Ah disable it by de why eh . . . just in case.

 

 

Dear Sir/Madam

Compliments of the day.

 

How are you and your family? I hope you all are having a happy lives over there. I know my mail will come to you as a surprise but it is of good intention and the urgent need for your assistance to help me secure my inheritance in a bank vault. I am Ms Bianca Annabell Mustafa, 23years from Libya Republic. My father is from Libya and has his major oil and gas business across Libya and Egypt with base in Syria.

When the Libya coalition became vigorously dangerous, my  mom being a victim, my dad quickly relocated us to Syria not knowing Syria will be the worst. My father died due to serious conflicts in the city. At his point of death in the hospital he told me that about a very big amount of money that he deposited in a Bank Vault Benin Republic, though his decision was to move it to Europe before his sudden death. He asked me to look for serious foreigner who can help invest the funds into a lucrative business abroad. He also told me that he already have notified the bank that am his apparent heir, this I have already verified from the bankers upon my arrival here in Benin last week.

Please keep this proposal highly confidential even if you do not want to work with me, please discard the message from your mailbox. The amount of money lodged in the bank is US$58Million (Fifty Eight Million United States Dollars) and 20% will be given to you if you can help me transfer the money out from Benin.

If you are accept my proposition, these information are required:

 

Your Full Names ………………………………………………………

Address …………………………………………………………………

Phone Number mobile ……………………………………………….

Home …………………………………………………………………….

office ……………………………………………………………………..

Sex ………………………………………………………………………

Age ………………………………………………………………………

Country of Origin ……………………………………………………..

Occupation/Profession ………………………………………………

 

While I anticipate your positive response for further details and to send you my stunning photos. 

Yours Truly

Ms Bianca Annabell Mustafa

Bianca hopin’ I is de udder kind ah dotish an’ ah greedy tuh boot. Give dem dat information an’ ah gorn from brokes today an’ tomorrow ah have 20% of $58 million. How much is dat anyway?

 

 

Greetings From Mr Amissa Yafa.

Dear Friend,

 

For your kind attention. I will be very glad if you do assist me to relocate this sum of (US$4.2M) to your account for the benefit of our both families.

This is a genuine business,only i cannot operate it alone without using a Foreigner who will stand as a beneficiary to the money, that is why i decided to contact you in a good manner to assist me and also to share the benefit together with me.

By indicating your interest I will send you the full details on how the business will be executed.

Please keep this proposal as a top secret. 

Regards,

Mr Amissa Yafa.

Me eh takin’ orn Bianca, an’ ah go go wid Amissa? Not fuh dat lil bit ah money.

 

 

UREGENT RESPONSE

from abuduhassan to recipients 

 Dear friend, 

 I am Abudu Hassan, manager auditing and accounting department Bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

 My purpose of contacting you is for you to collaborate with me in this transaction because it is not easy for me to handle this transaction alone as the next of kin to the deceased customer MR ANDREAS  SCHRANNER  who died along with his family in a plane crash July 31sth 2000 and left no one to claim his deposit with  Bank of Africa here in Burkina Faso, West Africa .

Let me solicit for your confidence and trust in this transaction as it is legal , i have taken all necessary arrangement here before contacting you in order to ensure that this funds is successfully claim and move to you from Burkina Faso without implications, so i implore you to comply with me to enable us mutually undertake this prospects . 

 The total amount deposited by our late customer is Ten million five hundred thousand United state dollars ($10.5 million USD) and we shall share the funds in a mutual understanding of 40 % for you while 60% will be for me, my 60% will remain in your bank account pending on my arrival in your country and I shall invest with my own share in your country as soon as the fund is transferred into your bank account.       I assure you that there is no risk involved in this transaction and also all the deceased customer information are with me to back up your claim. Now upon your request i shall send to you the bank text of application which you shall fill and forward to our bank.

 You should contact me immidiately as soon as you receive thismessage

Thanks for your co-operation.Your sincerely 

MR ABUDU HASSAN

Boy dey gettin’ real cheap dese days. How dey expect tuh hook people?

Since I eh change nuttin in dese emails yuh could see how amateurish dey is. Dey could still be dangerous buh keep yuh wits about you an’ yuh fairly safe.

Torkin’ about wits: Yuh does use YAHOO! MAIL like ah ask? Yuh change dat password yet? Come orn nah, doh try an’ be too smart.


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